"Bastiaan, otherwise referred to as Bast, much to his disapproval. Everyone was wondering who he'd have to take on, when Dana White appeared before him in a puff of smoke. Bastiaan thought this must be some kind of joke - what did Dana know about fighting for himself? Bastiaan though this was going to be easy, so he waited for Dana to make the first move. Dana stepped towards Bastiaan, and rocked him with a nice right hook, which sent him stumbling backwards. Bastiaan regained his composure and blocked another right hook from Dana. He started throwing punches of his own. Faster than what anyone could process what was happening, Bastiaan had submitted Dana with a flying triangle. No one knew how or when this exactly turned around, but before they could wonder too long about it, the ground once again opened up, swallowing Dana, kicking and screaming the entire way. Now it was time to..."