I have a friend who I have known since I was very small. 1 day, when he was 6, I was at his home when he got green living absolutely god-awful stomach pain. I mean, he was virtually writhing in pain. Thus, his mom has taken him to the doctor's office, where the physician took a single look and said to her to consider him to the ER. She feared a thing along the collections of an intestinal rupture. About half way to the hospital, the friend of mine suddenly let rip the loudest, most powerful fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We thought the upholstery in the car seat had ripped. After a great 30 seconds of intense farting, he were at his mom and said, "I experience all better now!"
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